ELECTION SEASON FUN : Friend gives me political party before his death

Permit me to leak to you, probably the most stupid secret you’ve ever heard, and will probably never chance to hear before you go to heaven.

TheCitizen

Habari Zinazoendana

10 years ago

TheCitizen

01 Jul

ELECTION SEASON FUN: Lost-found friend to make me press aide!

>The other day, I was walking to  a boda-boda pick-up centre after inspecting my cassava farm located scandalously  very far from Dar city.

 

9 years ago

TheCitizen

18 Nov

ELECTION SEASON FUN : US party buried due to slim polls victory prospects

Boring people have their advantages, like when you are almost incurably bored, and may die. It would be somewhat hilarious for a relative to tell people at the grave-side, that Mr Fulani died of boredom! So, a boring person can cheer up your sunken spirits by narrating tales that have neither head nor tail.

 

9 years ago

TheCitizen

09 Sep

ELECTION SEASON FUN : Ex-school mate poses as election chances expert

Asking whether it’s proper to salute the person who coined the proverb that ‘mountains don’t meet but people do’ as wise may sound stupid.

 

9 years ago

TheCitizen

16 Sep

ELECTION SEASON FUN : 1 am ‘ndorobo’, thanks to disputing poll results

Once, twice, or, if you are an unlucky grandchild of God, three-four times, you’ve most probably found yourself in the awkward situation of being asked maswali ya kipolisi (police-like questions).

 

10 years ago

TheCitizen

12 Aug

ELECTION SEASON FUN : I ‘entered the city’ while chasing bombshell story

One of the things I hate most, the way sinners hate hell, is the ‘please call me’ message on the mobile phone.

 

9 years ago

TheCitizen

02 Sep

ELECTION SEASON FUN : Doctor’s campaign role hides bid to become PS

People who are familiar with my Somali refugee-like physique, the extreme opposite of fatness, may be surprised.

 

9 years ago

TheCitizen

04 Nov

ELECTION SEASON FUN :Bandit applies ‘pombe’ name to plan robbery

Dog-style, although I am a 100 per cent human creature, I did, last Friday, move around in an area where a funny structure that pretends to be my house is located, to sniff at the goings-on.

 

9 years ago

TheCitizen

14 Oct

ELECTION SEASON FUN : Three bee stings price for campaign curiosity

Some 40 years ago, many Tanzanian republicans became involuntary, but inevitable comedians, thanks to a critical shortage of basic provisions like sugar and maize flour.

 

9 years ago

TheCitizen

02 Dec

ELECTION SEASON FUN : MP nearly killed over remarks on 1963 school poll

Tanzania’s children and grandchildren of God are anxiously awaiting formation of a Cabinet by the man famously referred to by the man from the shores of a certain lake, to signal the end of the movie-like election season.

 

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