ELECTION SEASON FUN: Blah-blah centre may be turned house of wisdom

>The other evening of a certain day that belongs to God,  my throat was itching like a spot on a hand,  into which a cursed mosquito has  dipped its mischievous mouth and drawn some blood without the owner’s permission.

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Habari Zinazoendana

9 years ago

TheCitizen

19 Aug

ELECTION SEASON FUN : Wagagagigikoko turned into campaign platform a campaign issue

Being a resident of Tabata who works in a company based in Tabata, irrigates my throat with yellowish liquids in a Tabata-located bar, sleeps and snores on a bed located in a room that belongs to a house in Tabata, and attends send-off (as opposed to send-away) parties in Tabata-hosted halls, I am literally cut off from the rest of Dar es Salaam.

 

9 years ago

TheCitizen

09 Sep

ELECTION SEASON FUN : Ex-school mate poses as election chances expert

Asking whether it’s proper to salute the person who coined the proverb that ‘mountains don’t meet but people do’ as wise may sound stupid.

 

5 years ago

Tom's Guide

10 Apr

Stunning OnePlus 8 design makes Samsung Galaxy S20 look blah

Stunning OnePlus 8 design makes Samsung Galaxy S20 look blah  Tom's GuideOnePlus 8 design has been unveiled in shock pre-launch move  TechRadar IndiaOnePlus 8 series up for reservation in China, sales start on April 17 - GSMArena.com news  GSMArena.comOnePlus 8 Pro: Check out the first camera samples here  PocketNow'Glacial Green' OnePlus 8 Model Officially Confirmed  Android HeadlinesView Full coverage on Google News

 

9 years ago

TheCitizen

16 Sep

ELECTION SEASON FUN : 1 am ‘ndorobo’, thanks to disputing poll results

Once, twice, or, if you are an unlucky grandchild of God, three-four times, you’ve most probably found yourself in the awkward situation of being asked maswali ya kipolisi (police-like questions).

 

9 years ago

TheCitizen

25 Nov

ELECTION SEASON FUN : Friend gives me political party before his death

Permit me to leak to you, probably the most stupid secret you’ve ever heard, and will probably never chance to hear before you go to heaven.

 

9 years ago

TheCitizen

14 Oct

ELECTION SEASON FUN : Three bee stings price for campaign curiosity

Some 40 years ago, many Tanzanian republicans became involuntary, but inevitable comedians, thanks to a critical shortage of basic provisions like sugar and maize flour.

 

10 years ago

TheCitizen

12 Aug

ELECTION SEASON FUN : I ‘entered the city’ while chasing bombshell story

One of the things I hate most, the way sinners hate hell, is the ‘please call me’ message on the mobile phone.

 

9 years ago

TheCitizen

02 Dec

ELECTION SEASON FUN : MP nearly killed over remarks on 1963 school poll

Tanzania’s children and grandchildren of God are anxiously awaiting formation of a Cabinet by the man famously referred to by the man from the shores of a certain lake, to signal the end of the movie-like election season.

 

9 years ago

TheCitizen

04 Nov

ELECTION SEASON FUN :Bandit applies ‘pombe’ name to plan robbery

Dog-style, although I am a 100 per cent human creature, I did, last Friday, move around in an area where a funny structure that pretends to be my house is located, to sniff at the goings-on.

 

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