Joke for today

Emmanuel Frimpong is given a two-match ban by the Russian FA, which denies he was racially abused before his reaction.

>When Robert Mugabe arrived for Nelson Mandela’s funeral, a huge roar erupted at the stadium. The reporter who was writing the minute-by-minute report for a British newspaper website recorded: “Mugabe booed at Mandela funeral”.

Young Thug drops off a new one today called “No Joke,” just another song in a series of leaks that have bubbled to the surface in recent months. Last week came “Raw”—while that one shifted towards synth-pop, this one finds him back in hard-charging Atlanta territory, with brash production from Metro Boomin and Chopsquad DJ. […]

Liberation for Tanzania? What a big joke!
Daily News
RECENTLY addressing a CCM presidential campaign rally in Dar es Salaam, former Union President and also the political party's former national chairman, Mr Benjamin Mkapa, stated that the liberation of Tanzania happened a number of decades ago.

Three Al-Jazeera journalists have denounced as a "joke" the latest hearing in their trial on terrorism charges in Egypt.

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’

Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.’

So the little boy...

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Floyd Mayweather Jr. trains for his fight against Manny Pacquiao on May 2. (Getty)

When UFC fighter Conor McGregor said earlier this week he would “kill” boxing’s Floyd Mayweather in less than 30 seconds, more than a few people wrote it off as hyperbole – a bit of gamesmanship on the part of the vocal Irishman.

Mayweather once famously said, “I don’t know who he is,” when asked about the UFC’s Ronda Rousey. But apparently Mayweather heard McGregor’s jawing loud and clear – and Mayweather...