MUTIGA: ‘Grace for president’ is a joke too far

Former President Kikwete to grace Climate Change symposium  The Citizen Daily

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President Kikwete, PM Pinda to grace first Education week
IPPmedia
Tanzania will hold its first 'Education week' celebrations this year which will be officially opened by Prime Minister Mizengo Pinda on May 04 in Dodoma and closed by President Jakaya Kikwete on May 10. Sums to the tune of 500m/- have been set aside for ...

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Former Tanzanian President, Hassan Mwinyi to grace Rotary's cancer run
NTV Uganda
The Former Tanzanian president, Ali Hassan Mwinyi has arrived in Uganda to participate in a charity run whose proceeds will go towards the construction of a cancer ward at St Francis Hospital in Nsambya.
Mwinyi jets in for cancer runNew Vision

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Husband : (calls up Hotel Manager from room) Please come fast, I am having an argument with my wife she says she will jump from your hotel window.

 Manager : Sir, I am sorry, but this is your personal Issue.

Husband : Abey Saale ! The window is not opening. This is a maintenance issue….!

Emmanuel Frimpong is given a two-match ban by the Russian FA, which denies he was racially abused before his reaction.

Liberation for Tanzania? What a big joke!
Daily News
RECENTLY addressing a CCM presidential campaign rally in Dar es Salaam, former Union President and also the political party's former national chairman, Mr Benjamin Mkapa, stated that the liberation of Tanzania happened a number of decades ago.

Young Thug drops off a new one today called “No Joke,” just another song in a series of leaks that have bubbled to the surface in recent months. Last week came “Raw”—while that one shifted towards synth-pop, this one finds him back in hard-charging Atlanta territory, with brash production from Metro Boomin and Chopsquad DJ. […]

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’

Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.’

So the little boy...