THE PUB: From Kandeland with much love

>Men like to lie to women especially when they want to get between the sheets with them. Women on the other hand will take in lies even those lies that are in black and white and disputable.

'Thor: Love and Thunder': Natalie Portman Will Reportedly Find Love With One of the Avengers Who Isn't Named Thor  Showbiz Cheat Sheet

>You know what, good readers? The year 2014 is on its last legs and, oh, you feel bad! But hang on; the year-end thing and mourning over what you ought to have done and you haven’t will be the subject for another day, assuming you’ll survive the festivities.

>You’re in yet another drinking session away from your local one. Everybody seems happy and it must be because we’re all taking brands that don’t cost a limb.

Stori: Shakoor Jongo
PUB iliyoibuka kwa muda mchache na kukamata ‘taito’ kubwa Bongo ya mwigizaji Aunt Ezekiel, Demonte imefungwa ghafla, haitoi huduma tena. Aunt Ezekiel. Imedaiwa kuwa, pub hiyo iliyopo maeneo ya Mwananyamala, jijini Dar, imefungwa kutokana na mhusika kushindwa kuiendesha. “Imefungwa, nasikia gharama za vinywaji na wafanyakazi aliowaajiri zilikuwa juu akaona bora afunge,” alisema...

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MSANII nyota wa filamu, Coretha Raymond ‘Koletha’ amesema anajivunia mafanikio yake kimaisha, ikiwemo kumiliki pub na nyumba, licha kwamba haijamalizika kujengwa. “Msanii nyota wa filamu, Coretha Raymond. Sina budi kujivunia mafanikio niliyonayo kutokana na shughuli zangu za sanaa, naishi vizuri hapa mjini, kilichonifikisha hapa ni malengo tu, maana wengine wanaambulia patupu kwa...

>As you read this, it’s St Valentine’s Day. Siku ya   Wapendanao, we call it in our good old Kiswahili. No big deal, if you ask Wa Muyanza and his village oriented ilk. But then, let’s admit it, the Valentine’s Day is okay, because it gives the fun-loving Wabongo the excuse to spoil a beloved one, doesn’t it?

>You’re off duty today; have chosen to visit the shopping centre to check out things and buy newspapers. The plan is, on your way back, you’ll walk into some grocery “by accident” and have a drink or two as you wait for a call from home informing you that ugali is ready plus the request that you come with some fruit, please!

>Yesterday provided Wabongo with yet another opportunity to drink and make merry. You know, the way we like celebrating – kitchen parties, bag parties (men’s answer to our women’s great kitchen parties), send-off parties, kuvunja kikao i.e. committee dissolution parties, etc, etc.